Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??
Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably
It’s amazing how I can make a generalization about how white people suck & it’s seen as racist and ignorant, but the minute you realize I am white, everything is fine. White people are fucking crazy
Just saying: my saying “white people suck” is not racist. Just like if I said “black people suck” or “Hispanic people suck,” it’s not ‘racist,’ so much as prejudiced. Racism is me saying “I hate white people because they’re white,” or “black people because they’re black,” etc. White people need to stop being so butthurt like I didn’t realize I was being oppressive by making a three word statement on the internet
Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.